Beavis & Butthead Sounds

Beavis & Butthead Intro Theme

Beavis: The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the beat.

Beavis: Peekaboo!

Beavis: Snug nads.

Beavis & Butthead's little ride on the school bus.

Beavis: Yeah... Boioing!

Beavis: Dammit/Son of a bitch dialogue.

Butthead: There's plenty more where that came from.

Butthead: Smells like teen spirit.
Beavis: Smells like your butt.

Beavis: Mmmmm... taste like chicken.

Beavis: Girl's have a crotch? Hmmm... I'll be damned.

Butthead: I have a rock formation in my pants. (A good line for all you Geology majors)

Butthead: I think it's trying to tell us something.

Beavis tells Butthead about the voices he hears.

Beavis: I like to help to kids.

Beavis & Butthead playing Jeopardy.

Beavis & Butthead playing Jeopardy #2

Beavis: Whuzzie.

Butthead: Dude, if you don't know I'm not going to tell you.

Beavis: Sit down and shut up you son of a bitch!

Butthead: He has morning wood.
Beavis: Morning wood is cool.
Butthead: Sometimes I get morning wood in the late afternoon.